Listen up bro.... (and ladies if you're reading this, this offer is not for you, & any account you create will be cancelled).
Anyway guys back to you....
...Never set foot in a gym?
Never heard of The Warehouse Gym? No sweat. Let's cut to the chase.
Are you sick of gyms bleeding your wallet dry while your gains flatline.
Or maybe life sucker-punched you, and your iron paradise turned into a distant memory.
Right now, you're probably battling:
• Stress that's crushing you like a loaded barbell
• Nights where you toss and turn more than you sleep
• Kids that run circles around you, leaving you in the dust
• A relationship that's lost its spark, in and out of the bedroom
• A wardrobe full of baggy shirts hiding the truth underneath
I get it, I've been there too.
But don't worry...
fellas, listen up! Who the hell is The Warehouse Gym?!
Let me break it down for you:
1. We're the #1 Google Rated Independent Gym in ALL of Leicester. That's right, we're the top dogs. 🏆
2. We're known for one thing: RAW, UNADULTERATED RESULTS. No BS, no gimmicks. Just pure gains. 💯
3. Size matters gents, (even though women say it doesn't 🤣). We're Leicester's largest independent gym, boasting over 15,000 sq ft of lifting heaven.
4. Unlike those money-grabbing gyms, we actually reinvest in YOU. Every 18-24 months, we upgrade & make sure you are getting the most bang for your buck. Your hard-earned cash goes straight back into making this gym the sickest gym around.
We've literally just added £70,000 worth of kit over the past few months......
Don't believe me? Check out this video.
You want results? You want a gym that respects your hustle? You've found it.
So, why are you here reading this?
It's simple...
We're about to drop an offer so insane that other Leicester gyms would need therapy just hearing about it. (Seriously, our accountant is losing his sh!t over it)
So are you ready for a no-BS gym comeback or a change of gym?
It's time to turn back the clock and start feeling like your old self again:
- Get back that feeling of strength and confidence
- Your partner suddenly not being able keep their hands off you (don't blame us if you're late for work)
- Having the stamina to keep up with your kids (and outlast them)
Listen up, because this is no joke...
We're talking 100% FREE. No sneaky card details, no bank info. No Klarna. Just pure, no-strings-attached FREE. (All we ask is for some photo ID, so we know you're not The Rock in disguise.)
No games, no gimmicks – just a nudge (OK slap in the face lol) to get you back on track...
..But that's just the start bro.
As part of this blatant sales pitch, you'll get access to:
This is the same program I used to use in my private PT studio. It's helped 100’s of men and women just like you. It makes fitness a fun game and makes it almost impossible to fail. Imagine the confidence knowing exactly what to do each day knowing that it guarantees your success. That's right "guarantees" success. Follow the plans and come to the gym and theres 0% chance this doesn't work.
Say goodbye to nutrition guesswork. I’ll show you exactly what to eat, how much to eat and how to smash your goals no matter what food preferences you have. Instead of being confused on this topic you’ll be as confident as a professional nutritionist.
I’ll show you exactly how to train to meet your goals, but also how to do it in a time efficient way so you get maximal results from minimal time in the gym. You don't need to be in the gym for endless hours. No more wondering if you’ve done enough or if you’re doing the right things.
Over the past 5 years alone we've spent over £70,000 on new kit from the Watsons, Primal, Gym Leco, and Life Fitness range. We've also had £25,000 worth of Panatta, Nytram & Life Fitness kit installed in the past 6 months. And to top it off, we've also just taken delivery of £20,000 worth of Prime USA kit in September 24. We simply have the largest selection of gym equipment in the city.
Enjoy 28 days with no strings attached. No card details needed, no deposit, just a straight up offer that you can sign up for right now and be in the gym within the hour. All that is needed is your name and address.
TWG is not just a gym; it's a community of like-minded people all encouraging each other to get better. Don’t believe me, go and check our 500+ reviews on Google:
Is this offer so good it sounds too good to be true? Probably.
But here's the catch, and it's a big one...
See that ticking clock up there? When it hits zero, this offer vanishes quicker than your motivation on leg day.
So you better get a move on....
Why the rush?
Because if I leave this crazy offer up too long, every gym in town will be copying it, our loyal members might riot, and my accountant will likely quit (or worse, try to bench press me).
So listen up champ...
This is it.
The ultimate, no-BS, "holy crap, is this for real?" offer. I'm literally losing money here.
Are you in, or are you out?
Listen up, bro: This promo's for Warehouse Gym virgins only or our long lost friends... If you've had a membership in the last 12 months or already cashed in on a FREE5 or FREE28 pass, you're out of the game. (and remember ladies, if you're still reading this, this offer is NOT for you.)
Don't try to pull a fast one – we've got eagle eyes at the door. Save yourself the walk of shame and the awkward conversation. Rules are rules bro. 💪🚫🕵️♂️
1. Enter your details and click the red button below, enter FREE28TWG in the promo code box.
2. Complete the sign up form until you are directed to our download page. Your membership is now live.
3. Download the Dominate28, the Nutrition Guide of your preference and the Training Program.
4. Turn up at the gym so we can finalise your account and get you started. (This takes about 60 seconds.) Do not forget to bring some photo I.D, otherwise you will not be allowed to train. (clear photo I.D on your phone is completley fine.)
5. Use your 28 day FREE gym membership and then, if you want to take up the 20% discount, just head to reception within 7 days of your 28 day pass expiring.
P.S If you've never heard of us then go and check us out flexing on Instagram @thewarehousegym
P.P.S If you're a gym pro or you just want the 28-day FREE pass without all the training plans etc, that's cool, go for it. Sign up, hit the gym, and do your own thing.
P.P.S No this really is the final bit....Do not forget to bring some photo I.D, otherwise you will not be allowed to train. (clear photo I.D on your phone is completley fine)
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